August 28, 2009

Here’s Podcast No. 8. This podcast contains only minor bad language. Sorry. It’s shorter than usual, only about 45 minutes, but don’t be fooled. That doesn’t mean it’s funnier or better quality. We were out and about for this one sitting outside Ev near Waterloo. Why? Because it was my birthday and me and Trev and his wife Cath had been romping around the West End, seeing Scarface and drinking alcohol. A few friends turn up during the podcast. And a few strangers.
You can listen to/download it here- Trev and Simon Podcast no. 8
Just click on the link above to listen to it. Or to download the podcast: On a PC, right-click on the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location on your computer. On a Mac, hold down Ctrl and click the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location
And here’s what’s on it:
- Happy birthday Simon!
- Outside broadcast
- Introducing Kath
- Scarface
- Businessmen and their bags
- Simon opens a card
- Punk vs jazz
- Who would Trev and Simon like to work with?
- The colour of Trev’s pants
- Andy Crane (and Tommy Steele)
- Signifcant years
- Dave Morley
- Trev swears!! Or does he?
- Why 47 is better than 50
- Carlito’s Way
- The fourth plinth
- Beggars and buskers
- The pot monkey sketch
- Pickling Jeff
- Which animals do Trev and Simon trust the least?
- Irish stew and Oobidoo
- Pia arrives
- Trev and Simon’s robbing past
- A recent casting
- Simon’s house-sitting update
- Simon’s presents
- Andrea’s off to Brighton, and America
- Trev And Simon’s Stupid Book
- The Broadcast poll

Simon opens his present from Trev, Cath and the kids
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August 10, 2009

Here’s Podcast No. 7. Andrea, our producer, says it’s “very funny and has a lovely vibe”. And she knows. And sorry once more but there has to be a warning! This Podcast contains bad language. Actually really quite bad bad language! Sorry. You have been warned. I blame David Cameron.
You can listen to/download it, here- Trev And Simon Podcast No. 7
Just click on the link above to listen to it. Or to download the podcast: On a PC, right-click on the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location on your computer. On a Mac, hold down Ctrl and click the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location.
And what’s in it? Here’s the list-
- 60s pop star Joe Brown
- Twitter
- Swearing!
- Simon’s special diet
- Trev’s holiday
- Hats and swimming pants
- Star-spotting on Trev’s holiday
- Silverfish
- (Queuing for) mints
- Being poisoned
- Would Trev or Simon pee on the other? Find out!
- Simon’s film review: The Taking Of Pelham 123
- Introducing Pickles the cat
- Simon’s second film review: Antichrist
- Unpleasant songs
- Sam Brown
- Meeting Syd Little
- David Cameron
- Questions from listeners
- Andrea fumigates Simon
- The Trev And Simon Festival
- Jokes from Trev And Simon’s Stupid Book
- How to play Wilderness
- More questions from listeners
- Fights
- Andrea chokes
- A game of Wilderness
- More jokes
There you go. And look! Here’s our book:


And guess what? It is available! On Amazon. And for only 1p! That’s a bargain. Only 4 left. Get it now for one penny, here.
Oh, and I apologise to all those listeners who are traumatised by Trev and Andrea’s singing of the 23rd best selling single of 1982.
Oh, and one more thing. Here’s what Trev drew during the podcast.

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Characters, Going Live, Live and Kicking, Podcast | Tagged: Antichrist, David Cameron, fights, hats, Joe Brown, Little and Large, Sam brown, Sardinia, The Taking of Pelham 123, Twitter, Wilderness |
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August 7, 2009

Pot Fish by Sophy, aged 11
Here’s some art by Sophy, aged 11, now, one would hope, in her mid twenties. Well done Sophy. Your art survives.
We’re doing a podcats tonight and we have loads of questions from you all. Thank you. We’ll get through as many as we can, and I will be rude to you all. Maybe. That’s me, Simon. Not Trev. He’s nice. But he could turn. he’s just back from holiday- two weeks in the sun- and now it’s just rain rain rain. Who knows what that will do to him.
Please keep on leaving comments, questions, and if we don’t get round to them this time, maybe next time.
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