Twit Relief

August 1, 2011

So, me and Trev were kindly invited to take part in Twit Relief as part of Comic Relief. Twit Relief, where folk could bid for us (and proper bigwigs like Richard Curtis or Lily Allen or, perhaps, Ghandi) to follow them on Twitter. Lots of the famous people also offered extra prizes, like tickets to their shows, or gold discs, or their shoes. We barely have any shoes and we haven’t done a show since 1964. But we wanted to make the effort and so we offered a chance to play pool with us at Spots and Stripes, underneath the arches, next to a boxing club in Waterloo.

Someone bid £371 for us. The fool! But well done, David. And thanks for helping Comic Relief. David brought along his friend Karen, who didn’t know she was going to meet us, and is (pity her please) a fan of us from yonks ago. It was meant to be a dream come true. It should have been like Jim’ll Fix It.

We did our best. Here’s what happened.

And big thanks to Nigel at Spots and Stripes for his marvellous hospitality.


Trev and Simon Podcast No.13

November 26, 2010

Wooooooooh! Podcast No.13. And, spookily, only 26 days after Hallowe’en. Dare you listen to it?

If you do listen, you’ll see that we end on a highlight. Only an interview with Norwegish Pop legends a-ha. Enjoy it, and remember, as the weather turns cold, stay on those roads.

You can listen to it/ download it here

Just click on the link above to listen to it. Or to download the podcast: On a PC, right-click on the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location on your computer. On a Mac, hold down Ctrl and click the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location

And Andrea has made a big and thorough list. Here’s what you’ll find:

Hats
It’s the 13th podcast!
Andrea’s friend in the basement
Writing in your pants
Spammers
The Social Network
Skyline
A-ha
Concept albums
Trev’s crazy dream
3D television
What annoys us about each other?
Pirates
Hay fever
Boring 2010
I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!
Who is your daddy?
Celebrity bear wrestling
Soups or casserole?
Waxy or crumbly cheese?
An Andrea Mann podcast
Andrea is professionally funny

I Am James Ward
Film updates
Simon’s on the move
Trev’s doing a gig
Is anything off-limits in comedy?
X Factor’s Wagner and the Christmas Number One
‘Jennifer Juniper’
Acsia and Adam Stickels
Rescuing and being rescued
A swing your pants request
Andrea interviews A-ha! (Or is it Trev and Simon?)
A song to end on

Please enjoy listening to it. Thank you.

Oh, and click on the highlighted ones for bonus fun. Sorry if some are a bit rude. Whenever I am searching for images I can’t help but type in “sexy” first. Like “sexy hat”. Try it. Unless you don’t want to, or don’t approve.



Some bits from Podcast No.13

November 25, 2010

Ok, so Podcast No.13 isn’t ready yet but it soon will be. Tomorrow hopefully. Not that it’s any big whoop, just two old guys talking, but here’s a little taster. I had to prop the camera on Andrea’s settee so it’s not the most exciting of films, but hey, what do you expect for nothing? A rubber biscuit?

I don’t get the rubber biscuit thing. I just remember it from The Blues Brothers. I know it bounces back.

Here’s four minutes of badly edited lowlights.

 


Trev and Simon podcast no.12… a little bit of video

October 26, 2010

Doh! this didn’t work out as planned! I’d edited the end bit where Andrea hides away and then makes a rude gesture. But something’s gone wrong and it’s edited itself out. Oh well… it’s just a bit of rubish. Think of it as an experiment. maybe next time we’ll film something proper. Maybe a play. Maybe we’ll script the story of when Mr Lynch called me (Simon) into his office to find out if I was a Nazi.And maybe Trev can voice me over as he does in the podcast. Who knows? Not me. Here’s some footage of us in a basement.


Trev and Simon Podcast No. 12

October 25, 2010

Well, that’s been a bit of a wait hasn’t it? Sorry. I’d love to say something like “good things come to those who wait” but it’s the same old nonsense. We hope you enjoy it. There is swearing, rudery, singing and impressions and accents. That’s the official warning. As our producer, Andrea, said “This is your filthiest podcast ever.”

You can listen to it/download it here

Just click on the link above to listen to it. Or to download the podcast: On a PC, right-click on the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location on your computer. On a Mac, hold down Ctrl and click the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location

And here’s what’s on it:

  1. Welcome back.
  2. Pain ua Chocolat.
  3. Austerity.
  4. Last Christmas.
  5. Podcast girlfriend.
  6. Trev’s list.
  7. The BFI basement.
  8. Tits.
  9. “Dooble” entendres.
  10. Trev’s garret.
  11. Our film.
  12. Hollywood little friend.
  13. Trev’s BHF bike ride.
  14. Cigars and slow worms.
  15. Festivals.
  16. Wag your Trousers.
  17. France.
  18. The Valley of the Gwangi.
  19. Dude where’s my Deborah Kerr?
  20. Freudian Trev and the ladies.
  21. Fame Academy.
  22. Back to the Future.
  23. Simon’s unmentionable library story.
  24. The Colombian Embassy.
  25. The British College of Opthalmic Opticians.
  26. A play- Denholm Elliott and Nazi Simon.
  27. The builder.
  28. Thank yous.
  29. The Michael Nyman Band recreated.
  30. Trev does David McAlmont.
  31. YouTube clips.
  32. Trev interviewed and Paul Weller news.

Trev wears sunglasses indoors to portray the cool film director, William Arsimpampam


BBC Radio 7 Comedy Club

August 14, 2010

Yesterday we did a bit of work for BBC Radio 7. We’re presenting the Radio 7 Comedy Club on the 27th and the 29th August at 10pm. Here we are, in the studio, looking funny.

say cheese


The Trev and Simon Summer Special

May 3, 2010

With great thanks to Joff Thompson for putting this up on YouTube.


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