Trev and Simon Podcast no. 8

August 28, 2009

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Here’s Podcast No. 8. This podcast contains only minor bad language. Sorry. It’s shorter than usual, only about 45 minutes, but don’t be fooled. That doesn’t mean it’s funnier or better quality. We were out and about for this one sitting outside Ev near Waterloo. Why? Because it was my birthday and me and Trev and his wife Cath had been romping around the West End, seeing Scarface and drinking alcohol. A few friends turn up during the podcast. And a few strangers.

You can listen to/download it here- Trev and Simon Podcast no. 8

Just click on the link above to listen to it. Or to download the podcast: On a PC, right-click on the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location on your computer. On a Mac, hold down Ctrl and click the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location

And here’s what’s on it:

  1. Happy birthday Simon!
  2. Outside broadcast
  3. Introducing Kath
  4. Scarface
  5. Businessmen and their bags
  6. Simon opens a card
  7. Punk vs jazz
  8. Who would Trev and Simon like to work with?
  9. The colour of Trev’s pants
  10. Andy Crane (and Tommy Steele)
  11. Signifcant years
  12. Dave Morley
  13. Trev swears!! Or does he?
  14. Why 47 is better than 50
  15. Carlito’s Way
  16. The fourth plinth
  17. Beggars and buskers
  18. The pot monkey sketch
  19. Pickling Jeff
  20. Which animals do Trev and Simon trust the least?
  21. Irish stew and Oobidoo
  22. Pia arrives
  23. Trev and Simon’s robbing past
  24. A recent casting
  25. Simon’s house-sitting update
  26. Simon’s presents
  27. Andrea’s off to Brighton, and America
  28. Trev And Simon’s Stupid Book
  29. The Broadcast poll

Simon opens his present from Trev, Cath and the kids

Simon opens his present from Trev, Cath and the kids


Trev and Simon Podcast No.6

July 8, 2009

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Here’s Podcast No. 6.  Andrea, our producer, says it’s “possibly the best one yet”. Which is not necessarily as good as it sounds. Oh, and she’s made me put this warning… This Podcast contains bad language. And rude terms! Sorry. You have been warned though.

You can listen to/download the podcast here.

download notes: For PC users, right-click the link above, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download to the selected location on your computer. For Mac users, hold down Ctrl and click the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download to the selected location on your computer.
Here’s the stuff, listed lovingly by Andrea:

  1. Simon is homeless (and irritable)
  2. The hot weather
  3. The Fog
  4. Andrea in a playsuit
  5. Trev’s casting
  6. Michael Jackson (and Paul Weller)
  7. The stunts of Bruce Springsteen and Bob Hoskins
  8. Bubbles the monkey
  9. Trev’s relaxation technique
  10. Trev and Simon’s clean-living BBC years
  11. George Lamb and legal highs
  12. Trev has to fill
  13. Ed and Oucho
  14. Blythe Hill Fields
  15. Starbursts, and pictures on the wall
  16. The moon landings and moonwalk
  17. Glastonbury memories
  18. A question from Maxxmonkey
  19. Acupuncture
  20. Trev’s lost passport
  21. If Trev and Simon had taxpayers’ expense accounts
  22. Fluffy Flo
  23. Back and forth
  24. Bruce Springsteen again
  25. Simon’s homelessness again
  26. Twitter etiquette
  27. Stalkers and followers
  28. Dentists and sexybots
  29. Graham Linehan’s books
  30. Lance Henrikson and the No Show
  31. Finchley
  32. Hampstead
  33. A plea to the residents of Finchley
  34. ‘My Lean Baby’
  35. The Presenter Look
  36. Celebrities named after animals
  37. Introducing Sarah Gillespie



Trev and Simon Podcast no.4 is here

April 6, 2009

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You can listen to/ download it here

download notes: For PC users, right-click the link above, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download to the selected location on your computer. For Mac users, hold down Ctrl and click the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download to the selected location on your computer.

So here’s No.4, recorded last Wednesday on Trev’s Birthday. April Fools’ Day. Andrea, our producer (up in Sheffield at the moment for tonight’s launch of her new album, Photograph), has compiled the list for No.4 and I’m excited by it. See, I’ve been away in Great Yarmouth playing pool at the EPA Interleague Finals- full details available soon on my blog- so I’m putting up the pod without having listened to it. And neither of us, at our age, can be expected to remember what we talked about, so for both me and Trev we are now like you- just a person listening to two old blokes talk a load of old rubbish.

Here’s the list. I hope you enjoy the listening part.

  1. April Fool’s jokes
  2. The Gregorian Calendar
  3. Andrea takes an important phone call
  4. An appearance by Simon’s cat Tess
  5. It’s Trevor’s birthday! But who does he share it with?
  6. Trev and Simon get proper work
  7. Sushi
  8. Dry Life and Blimey That’s Good!
  9. Other Trev and Simon characters
  10. Cobblers To The Stars
  11. You say chiropodist, I say chiropodist
  12. Shampoo and hairdryers
  13. Hairy Simon, beard glue and pubic wigs
  14. The Two Chemists sketch
  15. Andrea fails to return
  16. Anita Harris
  17. Trevor’s birthday card from Simon
  18. Andrea returns
  19. The Bloody Benders and other absurd old books
  20. Birthday cake!
  21. Manatees, walruses and Lord Horny Man
  22. The Quex Museum
  23. Andrea is banished
  24. The Manchester Museum/Museum of Manchester
  25. Trev And Simon on Twitter
  26. Andrea’s CD goes on sale in Japan
  27. Trevor’s birthday present from Simon
  28. Nazis in space! Again!
  29. Gay mods and Paul Weller
  30. Trevor’s birthday card and present from Andrea
  31. Ant and Dec
  32. Tiny pigs
  33. Trevor’s rude awakening
  34. Andrea does a Marilyn Monroe impression
  35. Simon’s mouse problems
  36. Listeners’ questions/feedback/insults
  37. Simon is bullied by a podcast fan
  38. Transmission Impossible and Trev And Simon’s ‘retirement’
  39. Circus Of Evil
  40. Cumbria/Cumberland
  41. Spontaneous trips
  42. Birthdays/birth dates
  43. Maisie’s daft questions
  44. Trev and Simon’s free rides
  45. Trevor and Keren from Bananarama
  46. Charlie Sheen
  47. Free boots and Cher
  48. How to end the podcast
  49. Trevor’s birthday books
  50. Could this be the last Trev And Simon podcast?
  51. What does Simon’s middle initial stand for?

Jeepers! That’s 51 things. Sorry it’s so long. Over an hour this time. Andrea has told us off and said from now on it must be an hour maximum. But, as you will become aware, Andrea kept nipping out making phone calls, leaving us to our own devices. So, it’s her fault. She’s to blame. And since blame is only for God and small children, I’ll let you decide which one I am.

Oh, here’s my birthday card to Trev and Andrea’s cake for him.

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Some (well two) pics from Trev and Simon Podcast no.2

March 6, 2009

Yesterday we did podcast number two, and I’m just listening to it to see if it is funny or rubbish. Hopefully it’s both. Until we get it up and out there, here’s a couple of pictures. Not yet of the cake… we’ll save that until you’ve had a chance to hear us talk about it.

As late afternoon descends on Andrea’s flat (Andrea our producer) it sends lovely shafts of sun through the room, and we realised we could recreate the opening titles from “Tales of the Unexpected”, except we didn’t set anyone on fire. So, here’s Andrea throwing some sexy shapes onto Trev.

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And we also had a visitor. Andrea’s flat is at the top of a converted Victorian house. Within the other flats are two cats. they’re related and they used to live together. Then their owners had a baby, and one of the cats left, only to move next door. Both of them come up to Andrea’s, meow at her door, come in, mooch around a bit (in both senses of the word… mooch that is, not bit), and go. That’s cats.

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