Trev and Simon Podcast No. 12

October 25, 2010

Well, that’s been a bit of a wait hasn’t it? Sorry. I’d love to say something like “good things come to those who wait” but it’s the same old nonsense. We hope you enjoy it. There is swearing, rudery, singing and impressions and accents. That’s the official warning. As our producer, Andrea, said “This is your filthiest podcast ever.”

You can listen to it/download it here

Just click on the link above to listen to it. Or to download the podcast: On a PC, right-click on the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location on your computer. On a Mac, hold down Ctrl and click the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location

And here’s what’s on it:

  1. Welcome back.
  2. Pain ua Chocolat.
  3. Austerity.
  4. Last Christmas.
  5. Podcast girlfriend.
  6. Trev’s list.
  7. The BFI basement.
  8. Tits.
  9. “Dooble” entendres.
  10. Trev’s garret.
  11. Our film.
  12. Hollywood little friend.
  13. Trev’s BHF bike ride.
  14. Cigars and slow worms.
  15. Festivals.
  16. Wag your Trousers.
  17. France.
  18. The Valley of the Gwangi.
  19. Dude where’s my Deborah Kerr?
  20. Freudian Trev and the ladies.
  21. Fame Academy.
  22. Back to the Future.
  23. Simon’s unmentionable library story.
  24. The Colombian Embassy.
  25. The British College of Opthalmic Opticians.
  26. A play- Denholm Elliott and Nazi Simon.
  27. The builder.
  28. Thank yous.
  29. The Michael Nyman Band recreated.
  30. Trev does David McAlmont.
  31. YouTube clips.
  32. Trev interviewed and Paul Weller news.

Trev wears sunglasses indoors to portray the cool film director, William Arsimpampam

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BBC Radio 7 Comedy Club

August 14, 2010

Yesterday we did a bit of work for BBC Radio 7. We’re presenting the Radio 7 Comedy Club on the 27th and the 29th August at 10pm. Here we are, in the studio, looking funny.

say cheese


The Trev and Simon Summer Special

May 3, 2010

With great thanks to Joff Thompson for putting this up on YouTube.


Trev and Simon Podcast No.11

December 30, 2009

Hello folks. We all three (me, Trev and Andrea) hope you all had lovely Christmases and are about to have lovely New Years. Happy New Year, and a big thank you to all who listen and leave comments either here or on Twitter or Facebook or Talkbolox. We truly appreciate it and we have great fun doing the bloody things.

Here’s number 11. It’s not too long you’ll be glad to know. It may be a bit rough and ready (how would we know?). We raced to a pub in Hammersmith (the Queen’s Head, pub boffins), sat at the back, drank, ate, talked. That’s how it goes. Andrea, our producer, apologises; the sound isn’t up to scratch, some microphone malfunction, but let’s not worry about that. Let’s just laugh in the face of the New Year and raise our glasses to one another.

You can listen to it/ download it here

Just click on the link above to listen to it. Or to download the podcast: On a PC, right-click on the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location on your computer. On a Mac, hold down Ctrl and click the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location

And here’s what’s on it:

  1. Welcome to the end-of-year special!
  2. Simon’s New Year Resolutions
  3. Seafarer’s Ale
  4. Trev’s new hat
  5. Trev and Simon’s New Year Resolutions
  6. Trev and Simon open their Christmas presents (and card)
  7. Our albums of the year
  8. Trev’s political highlight of the year
  9. More questions from listeners
  10. Hugh Something
  11. How kids were treated on Saturday morning TV
  12. A quick break for lunch
  13. Simon’s loaded. Again
  14. The Year Of The Podcast! And next year’s plans
  15. Annoying each other
  16. Simon’s new books
  17. Past resolutions for the future
  18. 2010 film writing/starring
  19. (A group of people arrive and are a bit noisy)
  20. What comes after the Noughties?
  21. Simon’s date in a crate at the Tate
  22. Simon sings
  23. Ed ‘Stewpot’ Stewart
  24. Simon’s off to America
  25. Trev’s off to Twitter
  26. Final sound effects

And here, to end on, is a picture of Trev’s box.

Trev's noisy box


Trev and Simon Podcast No.10

December 3, 2009

Here’s Pocast No.10, or, if you prefer, Podcast No.9 part two. We recorded Podcast No.9 a few weeks back sitting on a balcony at the Royal Festival Hall. When we’d done, we moved inside, had a sandwich, and then did another. We don’t get to meet up too much so’s we thought it a good idea (that’s one of the best sentences I’ve ever written).

You can listen to/download it here- Trev and Simon Podcast No.10

Just click on the link above to listen to it. Or to download the podcast: On a PC, right-click on the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location on your computer. On a Mac, hold down Ctrl and click the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location

And here’s what’s on it:

  1. Dance hall toasters.
  2. Duralit V Duraglit.
  3. Trev gets saucy.
  4. Simon gets married.
  5. Sexy rabbits.
  6. Squirrels (maybe sexy).
  7. Elevator Gods.
  8. Filming.
  9. Tears of a clown.
  10. Yorkshire accents.
  11. Trev loves beacons.
  12. Trev and Simon sing.
  13. Carry your Little Belisha Beacon/*****.
  14. Grandad pierrots.
  15. The Eggrobats.
  16. Dan and the Doves.
  17. The Rogers Brothers.
  18. The Cox Twins.
  19. Hair up/Hair down.
  20. trev and DIY.
  21. James Ward and Blu-Tack.
  22. the “Carrot” Farm.
  23. Trev meets a tricologist.
  24. Dead Man’s Shoes.
  25. York.
  26. Tadcaster.
  27. Looking for an ending.

We hope you enjoy it. And we hope to do another next Wednesday, most likely our last before Christmas. If you need any festive questions answering, you know you can rely on us.


Trev and Simon Podcast No.9

November 13, 2009

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I’ve been driven mad getting this post up. It’s taken yesterday afternoon and all of today. I’ve lost posts, I’ve uploaded and downloaded. Something in the computer has been reformatting everything. And then I realise. it’s Friday 13th. I suppose I’m luck to be alive. No more fuss and messing about. Here it is:

You can listen to/download it here- Trev and Simon Podcast no. 9

Just click on the link above to listen to it. Or to download the podcast: On a PC, right-click on the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location on your computer. On a Mac, hold down Ctrl and click the link, then select ‘Save Link As’ and download it to the selected location

And here’s what’s on it:

  1. Recording from the banks of the Thames
  2. Sweets
  3. **Warning! A technical hitch at 03:38**
  4. Remembrance Day
  5. Morrissey and The Specials
  6. Simon’s casting
  7. “Serenity now!”
  8. Simon’s mood
  9. Future podcasts
  10. Listeners’ questions
  11. Trev’s attire
  12. Bruce Forsyth
  13. Are Trev and Simon going back on tour?
  14. How Trev and Simon used to write
  15. More listeners’ questions
  16. Christmas presents
  17. Simon sings!
  18. Andrea sings!
  19. Moustaches
  20. Trev’s band
  21. Gary Glitter
  22. Who wants to marry Simon?

And, after a bit of a test, that seems to work. Sorry for starting off the post grumpy, but when computer’s go bad I have no idea.

And I made a mistake in the noonpod. I say my choir’s concert is on the 14th December. It’s not! It’s the 7th. If any of you can come along, or want to come along, please choose the correct Monday. Sorry about that error. I blame Stumpy. Serenity Now!

Oh, and to those of you who asked questions, thank you. if we haven’t answered yours it may be because we answere it in Podcast 10… recorded about half an hour after this one, this time inside the Royal Festival Hall. We’ll put that one up next week. And if we still haven’t answered your question… sorry. Maybe it was rubbish. Or maybe we’re just rude. Or we lost it. Or we’re rubbish. Or all of these things.

Yes, all of these things.

We met a photographer in the Royal Festival Hall. he came up, said hello, and took a couple of pics. And he’s kindly sent them on. Cheers Richard.

us-at-RFH

Trev and Simon by Richard Griffin

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Trev Neal, Richard Griffin, Simon Hickson


At last, Podcast No.9 to be recorded

November 10, 2009

DSCN0553We’re recording a podcast tomorrow. Maybe two. We’ll see if we can talk enough rubbish to make it into a two parter. I suspect we’ll be able to do that.

But you lot always help and you always play your part. Please feel free to leave your comments, questions etc. The etc. being the most exciting parts.

Ask anything. the worst that can happen is we just ignore you. And the more we ignore you, the closer etc. Poor old Morrissey. First he’s ill, then he gets bottle chucked at him. Do you know what I’m on about? I’m not sure I do. I type this furiously whilst I should be doing some work. Of sorts. I’ve never done work work.

I must stop. Please leave us your questions and we will do our best to please. And insult.

Bye. I have been Simon not Trev. If this post seems flimsy, cobbled together, random, well it is. And I, Simon M Hickson, take full responsibility.